A GARDENER has shared a snap of her very rude looking pear and it has sparked a flurry of X-rated fruit and vegetable pics.
Julie Hamilton, 58, shared the image to her Facebook page after she discovered the fruit in her garden in Lincolnshire.
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Carrots with crotches[/caption]
The senior healthcare assistant said: “I’ve had some really weird-looking pears off my tree this year and I’m not sure why.
“Plus there’s not half as many as I normally get off my tree.
“But I thought I’d post the pictures of this one for fun.”
Syed Shumi Hassan commented: “Nature has a funny sense of humour.”
Kerry Elliott said, with a winking emoji: “You could put it in a fruit cock-tail.”
Sue Contestabile wrote: “Nice pair.”
Robert Seeney added: “Wow that pear’s got a pair…”
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Other gardeners added images of their own questionable crops to Julie’s post.
Sara May Dixon posted a picture of her cheeky carrots.
She said: “Some homegrown carrots… we had fun naming ours.”
A few of her carrots looked like a pair of legs with a small growth in between them.
Julie Twigg also posted an image of a longer, firmer looking carrot.
Julie said: “I was saying to my husband that we had some strange looking pears this year for some reason.
“But when I picked it this one I couldn’t believe it and what it resembled.
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“It’s actually a conference pear.
“I posted it on the gardening site just for a bit of fun. I thought it would get some comments but not as many as it has.”
Wonky veg has been a source of hilarity for many gardeners and The Sun Online has compiled a gallery of the porn stars of the vegetable world.
Julie’s carrot leaves little to the imagination[/caption]
Julie’s Facebook post has sparked some hilarious comments[/caption]
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