BUDGET store Poundland has put the willies up its customers – by flogging an X-rated penis selfie game.
Penny-pinching customers can turn their manhood into London landmark Big Ben, a full English breakfast or even a Samurai sword with the pack of cards.
Stacked among Poundland’s Christmas gift shelves, the £1 Holey Poke game also allows fellas to transform their privates into an elephant’s trunk, a genie in a lamp or a human nose.
Customer Suzanne Storey, 38, couldn’t believe her eyes when she saw the raunchy game on sale in her local branch of the purse-friendly store.
The mum-of-three, from Poole in Dorset, said: “One minute I was wandering around clutching a pair of rubber gloves and an air freshener and the next I thought I was in Ann Summers.
“I’ve seen funny photo props on sale in Poundland before but not for this kind of selfie!
“It’s unlikely I’ll be buying the Holey Poke for anyone this Christmas but it did make me chuckle.”
One shopper has complained on Twitter that his willy is too small for the card holes.
But a helpful Poundland employee offered him a solution by tweeting a photo of a metal colander, adding: “We’ve got you covered #HolesGalore.”
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Poundland’s Holey Poke is aimed at customers aged 18 and over and is part of its adult festive gift range, which also includes rude slogan mugs and lollipops.
A spokesman said: “Poundland offers a hole lot of fun at Christmas.”
It comes after a mum was left horrified as she found an X-rated joke gift among children’s toys.
Hassania El Fanidi, 29, was looking for a pirate’s sword when she was confronted with the £1 Willy Weight Lift novelty.
And last year, the discount chain used an X-rated campaign featuring a nautghty elf to promote Christmas.
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