YOU can tell Orlando Bloom is besotted with Katy Perry – he wants all of his other admirers to know his package is nothing to write home about.
In 2016 the Pirates Of The Caribbean actor was pictured paddleboarding starkers with Katy off Sardinia.
The snaps went viral but now Orlando insists his manhood isn’t as impressive as it seemed, saying the camera plays tricks.
I’m not sure it’s something I’d be in a rush to tell people.
He told DJ Howard Stern: “It is really not that big. Things are expanded on cameras with a big optical lens. It is an optical illusion.
“The publicist called to say, ‘That is not the worst of it. First of all there were pictures with a block over it’. And you make some jokes like, ‘Have you got a black box big enough to cover it’.
One thing that won’t help him down there is narcotics, which he dabbled in as a teenager.
Katy and Orlando, fully clothed, at the premiere Of Amazon’s Carnival Row[/caption]
“And then you suddenly realise somebody is going to uncover the black box because they are going to be paid enough.
“It’s a triple whammy – photos, black box then no black box.”
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Orlando added: “When I was 16, I experimented with all kinds of things.
“Pot made me really paranoid. I cannot do paranoid.”
I expect the release of those photos had a similar effect.
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